Nerd Wedding Expo 2009

My new job adventure has allowed me to be present during several weddings but so far I find myself bored because they are just so damn generic. I am sadly used to having nerd on the regular, and so now my twisted mind has done an expansive search to find the best nerd weddings in history.

It pretty much goes without saying that nerds marry other nerds. I mean really, you aren't going to meet Heidi Klum at a Star Trek convention. The nerd love timeline goes something like this: nerds meet online, or at D&D or while larping, fall into nerd love, marry other nerd in ridiculous ceremony and create nerd babies. This explains the exponential rise in nerd sitings in recent years. You'd think being a nerd would be birth control enough, but alas, no.

Wedding season is coming up, so for all you people out there getting ready to walk down the aisle, get ready to take notes, because I welcome you to Nerd Wedding Expo 2009:

The Star Wars Wedding:
To my future husband: We WILL have a Yoda ring bearer and we WILL have a Chewbacca minister. Well, I guess that eliminates any chance of me getting married... unless it's to a nerd. Gah.

The Star Trek Wedding: That white wedding dress is really bringing down the unbelievable nerdiness of this wedding photo. I'm sure the Starship Enterprise pimped out limo is on its way though.

The Apple Wedding: One question, why!?

The Ninja Wedding: I'm not going to lie, I would hire a ninja to steal cake too.

The Video Game Wedding: Clearly that woman has been drugged. One, she doesn't look like a nerd, and two, she has a video game console cake on her big day and looks happy about it.

The Hello Kitty Wedding: Oh the pastel horror!

The I Don't Quite Know What is Going on Here Wedding: ...but I know it's something nerdy. Man, these are some couples made in nerd heaven.