The Case of the Mysterious Poo: Part #2... literally

This morning, I suddenly remembered I had important news to share with Heidi. "Oh my god Heidi, you won't believe what I saw yesterday. I was walking back from the bank and as I climbed the stairs outside our building and I hit the first landing, out of the corner of my eye, I detected something familiar. Poopily familiar. I gave it a quick once over and then realized that it must just be a large rotting banana, it was sitting on a brown lunch sack after all. I mean, there's just no way it could have been another poop, but isn't it funny that that's the first thing I thought of?!"

Heidi's eyes got large as repressed memory came flooding back. She informed me that is was most certainly NOT a rotting banana and she had photographic evidence to prove it. She also realized she had forgotten to send me the following email over the weekend sounding the warning... and for this mistake I paid dearly on Monday morning.

Yes, in fact the poo-fairy had visited us again. And this time she left us a doozy. So big that when I saw it, my mind couldn't register the sheer magnitude of the situation and demanded I see banana instead of poo.


(Faithful readers, I am only providing you a picture of what I thought I saw as we have already subjected you to one poo too many, but damn that was one GIGANTIC "banana". Please refer to The Case of the Mysterious Poo Part 1 should you like a reminder of why you don't want to see the uncensored version.)

As Elman listened to our conversation he linked us to http://www.poopsenders.com/, and it was obvious that his guilt had become too much. After investigating, we realized that Poop Senders allows you to send up to a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poo to someone you seek revenge on. Elman, knowing that everyone that has ever met him seeks revenge on him for such a horrible experience, was silently letting us know that this time next week we would all be knee deep in Elman revenge poo.

And so to all you revenge poop senders, we implore you, for the children... and really for whoever has been cleaning up these poo presents, find alternate means of revenge! At least hit him where it hurts. Our gallon of gorilla poo has been ordered and is scheduled for home delivery to one Dungeon Master Elman. To Elman: Suck It. Love, Heidi and Lauren