Link of the Day: Not James Bond

My dear friend Heidi came across the following website a few months back. I made sure to save it my Google Documents Nerd Folder for the day when I could expose the masses to an individual that rivals Elman in nerdocity. (Make sure you have your speakers on for full effect.)

NotJamesBond.com

In fact, this little fellow could be Elman's long lost cracker brother. The peach fuzz on his upper lip, and the glasses... I mean, they might as well be twins. And our Not James Bond is just kind enough to describe himself in brutal truthful detail.

"People are always getting me mixed up with James Bond. My mom tried to tell me it's because I'm handsome and there's been so many people play him over the
years that it's just an easy mistake. I'm not dumb, I can't even get girls and
everybody knows it."

First of all, he brings up his mom in his second sentence. I mean, what the hell is this, is there some sort of Elman factory around here I'm not aware of? That vapid stare is just unmistakable.