For instance, if one were to rummage through a nerd's pocket, might they find a rolex watch? Doubtful. The nerd species just isn't into all that flash and glamour. Unless of course it relates to their gadgets.
If you keep rummaging in that pocket... yes, I know, it's a dark dank place you had hoped to never find yourself... you will undoubtedly encounter a family of USB drives. These little sticks of memory are directly correlated to a nerd's manhood. If you're attending a nerd gathering only packing a lowly 4 gigabyte USB drive you best turn around and reassess your life plan. These days owning a 16GB might not even be enough to rouse enough envy in your fellow nerd to make him rush to Newegg.com and buy a bigger and better nerd stick. But you know what? I'm guessing these will:
Princess Leia USB- 2GB- $54.95
You want to buy this, don't you?Lego USB- 2GB- $29.95
Go ahead, live your nerd dreams... USB Necktie- Not yet for sale... but don't you wish it was?
The Enigma- 64GB times 3- $10,000
Sure you could buy a small country instead, but this USB will guarentee the geek girls to come arunning. Prepare to max out your credit card.USB Schlong- 1GB- $20
This masterpiece could only be improved upon with some blue shellac. Plug it in, and it glows red. Sold? I thought so. Purchase here.
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"is that a penis usb in your pocket or are you just happy to play WOW"?
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha... now that's just priceless. Or wait... maybe creepy when I think of the people I know who play WoW :)
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