On September 9th, 2009 all aspiring female Klingons will gather in Atlanta at Dragon Con to compete for an 8 inch tall jeweled tiara, a Klingon trophy and more importantly the title of Miss Klingon Empire 2009. Based on past year's winners, there is going to be some stiff and bumpy competition.
Each contestant is judged in three categories: beauty, talent and personality. From my research (don't you mock me), Klingons are a warrior clan and one of their many talents is being busty, as seen below. They are also complete bitches and will rip your head off just to get to that crown... although I suppose that isn't too different from beauty queens in general. When the 2007 Miss Klingon Empire was interviewed about passing on her crown she stated: “I’ll cut the head off the new winner, and then I’ll have two crowns and a trophy.”
Don't mess with this lady, she has the crazy in her eyes... and is definitely going to eat that guy behind her.
Other highlights of the pageant include celebrity judges like George Takei who played Hiraku Sulu on the Star Trek television series. You'll be thrilled to know that registration is still open, and if anything, you should go just to hear the Master of Ceremonies sing "Miss Klingon" and "She's a Klingon". Or you could just watch the first 2 minutes of this video and save yourself the horror of finding yourself permanently wedged in that Klingon bosom.
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