A Post for the Ladies

Hey girls, this post is for you. I am about to provide you with some nerd kryptonite. We've all been there, you turn around to find that that hot raspy breath in your ear is this guy:


Or this guy:


Oh GOD, this guy too:


Two brilliant girls (sadly not us), have come up with a fabulous creeper deterrent. Hidden inside a fancy little keychain lies a fake engagement ring that you can whip on when you see your future nerd stalker. However if instead Captain Kirk arrives, you can quickly tuck that sucker back away and canoodle yourself onto the Starship Enterprise. Spock babies here we come!

You can own one for only $50 at http://mstaken.com/ Even better, they have created a music video that spoofs SNLs "Jizz in my Pants" and shows the situation from a girl's perspective. Nerds, hear us roar!