My HTML Hell

As you might have noticed, we have gussied up the site with a new 2 Girls 1 Larp logo. As it turns out, I have no goddamn idea what I'm doing and for a good three days I'm sure my roommate has been hearing some weird noises emanating from my bedroom to the effect of "Fuuuuuuuuu.... YES! VICTORY! (silence) Shit... I'm a nerd."

Up until recently, I just kind of assumed that the Internet was magic, and all the pages just sort of appeared there through some elaborate scheme of smoke and mirrors. I have now come to realize that every little freaking letter or border is composed of a bunch of coding gibberish that makes your eyes want to bleed, otherwise known as HTML.


Shut up, I know I'm using a template. That doesn't change the fact that finding the code to change the background is akin to finding the lost city of Atlantis. I mean look at that crap, I would have an easier time learning Klingon. Hab SoSlI' Quch! Yeah, that's right, I just insulted your mother.

This is how desperate I became, I actually asked our archenemy Elman for some assistance. Being that he's the antichrist, he gave me a blank stare and said no. But don't you worry, I prevailed, and therefore proved once again that Elman is useless.

And so, I hope you enjoy the results of all the nerd sweat and nerd tears I put into this blog the last couple days. Ew, nerd sweat, this /puke is for you Heidi.