These are our readers?

Sometimes, as I am writing these posts, I start to wonder who our target audience might be. Thanks to an amazing tool, Google Analytics, Heidi and I can actually see some of the search terms that lead people to our blog. One might assume larping, girls, and nerds would rank in the top search terms, but alas we are all horribly wrong. Oh no, instead we have people searching for the following items and finding our blog. Scary isn't it?

Larp Porn


I'm not aware of larp porn actually existing. Although, when you think about it, all porn is in its own way a larp. There are live people, getting some action, and in the case of a Ron Jeremy flick, there is a woman role playing enjoyment because you just know that has got to be the worst experience of her life.

UPDATE: SIGH... we are now on page one for this search on Google. What did I do...

Hobo Porn

Christ people, enough with the porn. We make one mention of Hobo Porn, and now we are on page 3 of search results for this query. Yeahhh... that's the demographic we were aiming for.


Blood Elf Porn

Sigh, it never ends does it? First of all, I played World of Warcraft, and I have no recollection of blood elves ever getting it on. Secondly, you make me sad, very sad.

Heidi, brace yourself. Just when you think it can't get anymore disturbing, there was in fact one search entitled Heidi Porn. Perhaps Google Analytics has taken one step too far in illuminating what people do while on the Internet. I yearn to return to the days where I thought people searched for politics and beanie babies instead of bum fetishes and nerd erotica.