Monday, January 19, 2009

Link of the Day

Monday mornings are always horrifying but thanks to the link Heidi left me from her discoveries over the weekend, it's hard to say if things got better or worse. For the men in your life, we introduce:



Some useful information from the FAQ:
  • Items shipped "VERY discretely".
  • Sad you can't try it on in the store? Well who needs that when they describe it so well: "All the materials have a super sexy feeling black spandex inside which feels incredible on your skin, this also makes powder unnecessary as your body will pour into the gear with no sticking or hair pulling!"
  • "Who is that hot female model?" Oh please, who are you kidding, that's the last thing on your mind.

    Let me guess, you haven't started shopping yet. Well let me just show you what you are missing!

The manufacturer has thought ahead, including a double center zipper, two nipple zippers, a mouth zipper and a large butt zipper! Available in a slimming black, it is perfectly claustraphobic for winter and all those vents make it a great look for summer too. Hold on, is that guy licking someone's shoe? That's it, I'm grossed out.

2 comments:

  1. I want to shoot myself in the face. Bad enough the nerd part has to be in this blog, but now the random sites from the repo, too?

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  2. Ahahaha... sometimes the repo is pure gold :)

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